G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)'s comments

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Agent69

It's so bad it's past good and back bad again.

13 years 4 months ago

meysam_a

This movie = action + cgi - logic! :D

The most ridiculous part was falling ice rocks down into the water... fuck logic!? meh....

10 years 9 months ago

MrArmistice

The last movie I saw that was this bad was Godzilla 2000. That's saying something. Great work, Joes!

13 years ago

danisanna

I'm not sure which aspect is worst: the plot, the dialogue or the accent. Saving grace was Christopher Eccleston.
How on earth did the script attract so many big names?

7 years 4 months ago

My constant thought after watching this crapfest is:

1000 seven-year-olds with 1000 action figures inside a single room would be more interesting and less painful - and I'm not particularly fond of children.

Not sure the actors nor the departments deserve the blame though. Seems like that mostly falls on the writers - another liquor, weed, and other mind altering substance fueled writing season? I don't blame the actors, after all, they didn't write those lines. They just needed the paychecks. Not sure about the directorial and production staff - not sure who decided the movie had to have a little bit for everyone, damn it, it doesn't need to make sense!

8 years 1 month ago

badblokebob

By the end, I was laughing out loud at almost every line of dialogue. Which is more or less the best I can say about it.

10 years 6 months ago

Dieguito

Great Definition @Agent69. Ridiculous movie!

12 years 9 months ago

kevfilm

awful. i want my two hours back.

14 years 2 months ago

razgriz1

Horrible movie when it comes to an actual plot...actually this thing has no tangible plot.

But it is a good movie if you just want to watch stuff blow up pretty which I think it was aiming for

14 years 5 months ago