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Information
- Year
- 1995
- Runtime
- 87 min.
- Director
- Mark Jones
- Genres
- Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
- Rating *
- 4.4
- Votes *
- 1,985
- Checks
- 116
- Favs
- 3
- Dislikes
- 6
- Favs/checks
- 2.6% (1:39)
- Favs/dislikes
- 1:2
Top comments
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carlomarx
From JBB...
Fifteen dead bodies. No breasts. Flaming baby. Mace-clubbing. Eyeball-ripping. Eyeball-eating. Multiple ancient curses. Exploding demon. Close-up gunshot wound to the head. Finger-hacking. Knife to the forehead. Broom handle stuffed in the mouth, exiting in rear. Arm-hacking, with maggots. Neck-chomping. Flag through the stomach. One shoot-out. Four motor vehicle chases, with two fireballs. Gratuitous zombie attack. Head rolls.
Drive-In Academy Award nominations for ...
* Max Grodenchik, as the pointy-eared, jug-nosed, cackling midget from hell, for saying, "Come, bring the pain!" and, "Thy future is harsh on thy throat!" and "I smell a baby!"
* Allyce Beasley, as the best friend who puts her hand on the ancient talisman and wishes for "an exotic male dancer."
* Kim Johnston Ulrich, as the young mom running from the "satanic little freak with pointy ears."
* Vera Lockwood, as the scary-looking antiques dealer who says, "Next time an old witch tells you not to buy something, you listen!"
* Tommy Blaze, as the talk-show-host-turned-demon-fighter who knows he's a jerk and loves himself for it.
* And Mark Jones, the writer/director, for doing things the drive-in way.
Four stars (out of four). 9 years 8 months ago