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a great big stinking pile of dolphin excrement

Jason's charisma is the only thing keeping it from being

a GINORMOUSLY HUGE stinking pile of dolphin excrement
5 years 1 month ago
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stylishly stupid with dumb dialog
5 years 1 month ago
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sorry, relies way to heavily on 'looks dead but isn't' trope - over and over and ... imagine if 20% of Freddy's or Jason's 'victims' got back up and fought on.
5 years 1 month ago
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An above average production with a magnificent cast marred by poor cinematographic choices and poorer production values (probably due to this being filmed for TV and not cinema) and the excesses of late 60s over-editing. Also, it's doubtful a good print was available to scan whatever made it on to the DVD. At times, feels like it was assembled from the bits and pieces they found lying about.

Still, bet you'd never thought you'd see
(or want to)
Judi Dench in pasties and a string of ivy.

They were all young.

Once.

Or maybe ...

quote:
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
5 years 1 month ago
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Could also be called: 24 Screen Savers: The Kiarostami Collection
5 years 1 month ago
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looks like something from the dystopian anti-education series "ses-me st". What came next? 'It's mine!' or 'Why sharing sux'
5 years 1 month ago
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moral of the story: eat the obese?
5 years 1 month ago
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In addition to what @TomServo has said, this movie is an excellent view into how a community institution runs - from sorting materials for the all the branches to administrators talking about the upcoming budgeting cycle to patrons talking about concerns in their neighborhoods. Yes, it does seem a bit long, but there are easy places to hit pause and catch up with other parts of life that need attention. It's very easy to return to.

It's simply magnificent documentary film making and the fact that there is no narration, that the experience simply unfolds for the viewer to make of it as one will, is a testament to Wiseman's skill.

Quite impressive, just like the institution it memorializes.
5 years 2 months ago
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guys, ever wonder why you used to wake up with a bald spot?
5 years 2 months ago
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Don't think of it as an ending, think of it as an invitation...
5 years 3 months ago
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What was the line by Private My-wife's-dying-of-cancer?
I can always get another wife but I've only got one country.

I agree with Rohit, except, it's three hours of annoying.

Oh, then the song which basically repeats "India" over and over and over and over and over. And then there's the overacting and schmaltz. Oy vey!
5 years 3 months ago
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More than anything, felt like a six-hour mini-series was edited down to a two-hour feature. Granted, given the genre, one doesn't expect a great deal of character development but here we get none while lurching from plot point to plot point. I'm sure some will like the action and clearly the naked chick keeps the guys interested but this really felt like a great premise wasted on bad movie making. I file this one under "wretched POS".
5 years 5 months ago
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subs available here 20181220
5 years 5 months ago
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seen here on 20181018 (official YouTube channel)
5 years 7 months ago
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If ne'er hear I Rooney screech again,
To dust shall I go a happy man!
5 years 8 months ago
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as for the ending - they made it to Isla Nublar is all

not sure which is more frightful: the sea monster infested ship or cliché riddled script
5 years 8 months ago
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Bastard lovechild of Hollywood monster and Hong Kong chopsocky flicks raised by Euro costume drama. Seems to work for some, just not me. Took me three days to get through.
5 years 8 months ago
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There wasn't quite enough clanking of armour for my taste - so little clanking made it almost impossible for me to believe these were actual 'kaniggets'.
5 years 8 months ago
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NSFW due to nudity and explicit sexuality
5 years 8 months ago
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Terrance & Phillip approved! "Two farts up!"

Watch for a special midnight showing: Fart Along with Manny & Hank - in fartacular Dolby Atmos! Feel the Wind!

It's fartrageous!
5 years 9 months ago
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yup, melodrama alright. no doubt about that. The story's a bit much to take, but it's fairly well produced and acted, but not totally unenjoyable if you like that heightened emotion of melodrama.
5 years 9 months ago
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Robert's acting is simply brilliant! I can't believe he was snubbed by the academies given the solid, well-rounded performance. Any other actor would have been one dimensional is such a flat role, but he really showed what a serious actor can do. Mag-nificent!
5 years 9 months ago
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I was en(w)raptured!

very SFW! might even be a corporate training film in a couple Canadian factories testing industrial marijuana
5 years 11 months ago
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Wow. Never knew the Lakota could use the Jedi Mind Trick so effectively.
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