The worst advertisment of becoming a writer since the movie about Virginia Woolf, or maybe ever. Whoops, unpopular opinion, but seriously, everyone here is an obnoxious boring sad piece of shit, that I hope to never meet in real life, not to mention spending any amount of time with them. 3,2,1,SLUT!
Could be much better without Dakota Johnson and all the things going wrong all the time in an extremely contrived way. How dumb can an FBI agent be, and how awesome is Billy's logistics?
kill a sick old man, cut a dead woman in half and pierce through a man that barely could move anyway, and all of this just to be shot and then stabbed and left for death by the whore daughter of the man that raped her mother and killed her father
God, is it just me or all the European WW movies are equally bland and i need to force myself to care at all? Only one or two times it managed to do something that wasn't obvious from a mile away too. If you've seen ten war films in your life, you know what happens after "oh, what are you going to do after the war?" "oh, man i will eat and drink and fuck" "and i will start a business, i dream about being.."
I liked literally everything that Woody Allen made in the last or any other decade, but after 48 movies I more or less loved, here comes the only one i hate. The story is a fart you could have after eating a molded philosophy book (and one page of Crime and Punishment synopsis for dessert), the (over)acting is a joke, even the music is a total crap with the same lame upbeat piano over and over again, while i loved EVERY other soundtrack before that. Emma Stone plays the worst life pooper ever (
"tsis is mordor, tsis is mordor!"
) and the ending could be compared to the worst of noir, designed to be unsatisfying. Just a sad piece of garbage from my favorite director.
Yes, it has a lot of nice shots (thanks to Roger Horrocks) but you can compare the story to
builiding a beautiful relationship with a girl, and then patiently filming her being brutally raped in a bad neigborhood because you don't want to interfere with the natural turn of events.
A nice girl comes to visit her boyfriend's "open-minded" family that welcomes her in the most judgemental and hostile way imaginable (apparently because she clears her throat and isn't as terrible a person as they are) except for one brother with a snow fetish, who
wants to bang her instead (love at first sight, lol) and her boyfriend falls for her sister the second he sees her (another eye-roll) and dumps her in front of the family and the Christmas tree
. Just disturbing, and against the Christmas spirit.
I loved it more and more with every minute until the (in my opinion completely unnecessary, manipulative, illogical and simply not fair) bottle scene and its aftermath that completely knocked me off the beat and left me emotionally numb for all the ending.
Guy Carrell (for about 60 minutes): "I'm scared of being buried alive, i'm terribly scared of premature burial!".
[goes cataleptic]
Doctor (after 5 seconds): "Yep, he's definitely dead. 100% sure".
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monclivie
The worst advertisment of becoming a writer since the movie about Virginia Woolf, or maybe ever. Whoops, unpopular opinion, but seriously, everyone here is an obnoxious boring sad piece of shit, that I hope to never meet in real life, not to mention spending any amount of time with them. 3,2,1,SLUT!Movie comment on Bad Times at the El Royale
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Could be much better without Dakota Johnson and all the things going wrong all the time in an extremely contrived way. How dumb can an FBI agent be, and how awesome is Billy's logistics?Movie comment on Shurayukihime
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So basically she was trained for 20 years just toMovie comment on Under sandet
monclivie
God, is it just me or all the European WW movies are equally bland and i need to force myself to care at all? Only one or two times it managed to do something that wasn't obvious from a mile away too. If you've seen ten war films in your life, you know what happens after "oh, what are you going to do after the war?" "oh, man i will eat and drink and fuck" "and i will start a business, i dream about being.."Movie comment on This Is It
monclivie
Sounds like the rambling that you could hear from drunk people right before a blackout.. with an additional child nudity..Movie comment on Orange
monclivie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piH4d-UuFVsMovie comment on Forgotten Silver
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I love that it's on documentary and non-fiction lists, lol.Movie comment on Irrational Man
monclivie
I liked literally everything that Woody Allen made in the last or any other decade, but after 48 movies I more or less loved, here comes the only one i hate. The story is a fart you could have after eating a molded philosophy book (and one page of Crime and Punishment synopsis for dessert), the (over)acting is a joke, even the music is a total crap with the same lame upbeat piano over and over again, while i loved EVERY other soundtrack before that. Emma Stone plays the worst life pooper ever (Movie comment on My Octopus Teacher
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Yes, it has a lot of nice shots (thanks to Roger Horrocks) but you can compare the story toMovie comment on The Family Stone
monclivie
A nice girl comes to visit her boyfriend's "open-minded" family that welcomes her in the most judgemental and hostile way imaginable (apparently because she clears her throat and isn't as terrible a person as they are) except for one brother with a snow fetish, whoMovie comment on Hydrozagadka
monclivie
If you know Polish language and cinema, this is one of the weirdest, most ridiculous experiences of all time, brillant in its madness.Movie comment on Sseo-ni
monclivie
I loved it more and more with every minute until the (in my opinion completely unnecessary, manipulative, illogical and simply not fair) bottle scene and its aftermath that completely knocked me off the beat and left me emotionally numb for all the ending.Toplist comment on Paste's The 100 Best Romantic Comedies of All Time
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Seems very representation > quality to me.Movie comment on Neotpravlennoe pismo
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Great cinematography, lame story.Movie comment on Body and Soul
monclivie
If you like this for the satisfying ending, DON'T check out The Set-Up.Movie comment on Veronica
monclivie
Silly good-hearted cheap shit. Don't watch if it wasn't part of your childhood.Movie comment on O Pagador de Promessas
monclivie
"A strange force pushed me there" :facepalm:Movie comment on The Premature Burial
monclivie
[goes cataleptic]
Doctor (after 5 seconds): "Yep, he's definitely dead. 100% sure".
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monclivie
Starts with a bang, ends with aMovie comment on Il deserto rosso
monclivie
-I'm scared of colors!-Let's bang.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xngkcL9W1poMovie comment on Distant Voices, Still Lives
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Why was it so damn short?Movie comment on Elysium
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Blah. Some good ideas ruined by the lazy uninspired writing.Movie comment on Viskningar och rop
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Every emotion feels staged and every word sounds fake.Showing items 26 – 50 of 73