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Actually pretty good and highly overlooked imo
5 years 3 months ago
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aka The Farthest: Voyager in Space
5 years 5 months ago
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"Yo, check out this emoji!" said no sane person ever.

Also, "High Five" has to be one of the most deplorable characters I've seen in a long time.
5 years 6 months ago
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Contrary to the previous reviewer, I thought this was really well done and quite enjoyable. Highly recommended if you enjoy haunted houses.
5 years 7 months ago
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Much more interesting for its overt references to the
Illuminati and McConaughey's lesser-known usage of "alright, alright, alright," than anything else. After that, the movie is pure trash.

Oh and it is more commonly known as "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation"
5 years 7 months ago
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Just because this deals with an important historical event and is beautifully shot does not make it any less torture porn. It's too bad, because this could have been really great.
5 years 7 months ago
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except Dr. Sartain is Turkish... so that kind of blows apart your shoddy, divisive metaphors
5 years 7 months ago
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"Girls... like art?"
5 years 7 months ago
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I am convinced that if Russ McKamey weren't running a "haunted" house, he'd be a serial killer. The man is definitely a sociopath.
5 years 7 months ago
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Here's one: https://www.icheckmovies.com/movies/true+crimes/
5 years 9 months ago
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This film is literally apologia for pedophilia. Not surprising that it's produced by the Weinsteins.
6 years ago
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The problems I have with this doc-- namely some gray area journalism relying almost exclusively on heresay-- are overcome by how damn compelling the story is, as well as the volume of batshit crazy interview material.
6 years 1 month ago
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i didn't even dislike it, but it's just not a good movie
6 years 1 month ago
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Considering the film is a fictional documentary, I would say it does a damn job at what it does. It maybe did too good of a job in fact.
6 years 3 months ago
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The plot is like American Beauty meets Crimes & Misdemeanors.
6 years 5 months ago
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It's not nearly as bad as people are making it sound. In fact, I thought it was rather enjoyable, if you understand what you're getting into. And let's be honest, you're smart enough to know what kind of movie this is ahead of time.
6 years 7 months ago
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The set design is incredible and maybe even flawless. The acting isn't bad either. In fact, Jennifer Lawrence has some very subtle moments early on which are well-acted. Sadly, the writing doesn't do her any favors. Quite the opposite, in fact.

The writing is atrocious. There is no sympathy to be had for any of the characters, even Jennifer Lawrence. Everyone is deplorable, with the exception of her, who just doesn't do anything remarkable and distinctly lacks self-respect.

The allegory also self-implodes on its own pretension. Is Javier Barden supposed to be God / Yahweh / the Creator? Who then, is Jennifer Lawrence? A faithful follower, sure, but not one worth respecting. Maybe that's the point. It's hard to tell. There is no vengeful pay-off, only sadism, masochism, loud noises and nonsense.

I expect more from Darren Aronofsky.
6 years 8 months ago
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How anyone can believe this shit is beyond me.
6 years 10 months ago
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aka The 101-Year-Old Man Who Skipped out on the Bill and Disappeared
6 years 10 months ago
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Not that Murphy is a pretentious person, but the interviews were a lot of nonsense. I kind of just wish they would have... you know... shut up and played the hits.
8 years 2 months ago
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Seriously. Just saw it in the theater. Really hope iCM fixes the title soon.
8 years 2 months ago
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Kinda bummed to hear they demoted this list. I was very interested in finishing it, once I built up enough momentum.
8 years 3 months ago
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Thought it could learn a few lessons from a far superior film, "The Dirty Dozen" with Lee Marvin.
9 years ago
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Very excited to see this someday.
9 years 1 month ago

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