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Fucking retarded. Avoid this trash of a sequel! Not even worth giving this movie any form of rating!
10 years 4 months ago
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[1/10] The Man with the Iron Fists, is not only stupid but, also surpasses the limits of boredom. This movie fails at an intellectual level as much as it disappoints in being entertaining. [1/10]
11 years 1 month ago
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[3/10] Brave can be classified to be one of the rare failures from Pixar. It starts out with some charm and unfortunately descends into a nonsensical self pitying drama queen. Uninspiring characters, pale humor and a weak plot, all contribute well to Brave's forgettable experience. [3/10]
11 years 2 months ago
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[5/10] Despite its interesting premise, Looper quickly falls into the dilemma of deus ex machina. [5/10]
11 years 3 months ago
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[8/10] With an extreme lead character, who administers justice with intense lack of prejudicing, Dredd is one of those unusual blockbusters which deserves the attention it never got.

Action packed and visually pleasing, Dredd seems to be the beginning of an interesting franchise which deals with themes relative to the chaotic good and fascism. Though the movie is not really ambitious with its storytelling, it is however, definitely impressive in execution.

Ultimately, Dredd succeeds as a captivating and exciting dystopian action movie, despite of missing out on countless opportunities to spread powerful, moralistic and political messages through its run-time. [8/10]
11 years 4 months ago
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[3/10] Sometimes hilarious and mostly stale, The Dictator fails at mocking social parodies and utilizing the comical talents at hand. [3/10]
11 years 5 months ago
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[7/10] The epic conclusion to the Star Wars' saga might not be the best in film-making but, it certainly tells the story of a tragic hero who is destined for redemption in a most ethical manner.

The final installment of the Star Wars saga not only succeeds in amazing visuals but, also saves the entire lore from going down the drain. [7/10]
11 years 5 months ago
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[4/10] A slight improvement over it's predecessor, Attack of the Clones still fails in the fields of dense character development and logical script writing. [4/10]
11 years 5 months ago
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[2/10] With negligible character development and a feeble plot, The Phantom Menace is possibly the worst movie in the Star Wars saga. [2/10]

*And Jar Jar Blinks is one of the most horrible character of all time! Seriously, it's so stupid that he becomes a general of an army during the climax of the movie.*
11 years 5 months ago
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iCM. How the fuck is this movie better than Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. You need to redo your romantic movie lists.
11 years 5 months ago
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[3/10] A cheap reboot of the Spider-man franchise which evidently lacks charm, humor and more importantly, heart.

The Amazing Spider-man plunges the super-hero genre back to ground zero with an uninteresting plot coupled along with a highly obnoxious Peter Parker. This movie literally mocks the respectable standard set by more intellectually complex super-hero movies like The Dark Knight and Watchmen. [3/10]
11 years 5 months ago
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[8/10] Probably, this would be Zack Snyder's only film worth watching. A near perfect adaptation of the source material, Watchmen plunges the super-hero genre into a whole new level of intense seriousness.

Even though the movie is less morally ambiguous than its graphic novel counter part, it more than makes up for it by having a better version of the climax than the source material itself. [8/10]
11 years 5 months ago
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[5/10] First off, the trailer was way better than the movie itself. When 300 came out, the makers were quite boastful about it's CGI cinematography, even though the whole thing wasn't all that breath-taking[Yes,I watched it on the IMAX screen]. 300 sure had some bad dialogue act,i t surely made me feel I was watching a WWE event and two professional wrestlers are in the middle of a loud-mouthed feud, the acting was that good and also that bad!! I appreciated this movie up to a certain level just because the makers at least cared to stick to the original theme of Frank Miller's work. Unlike 'Sin City', 300 has got so much more adrenaline rush that it will pop the veins in your body and also very less character development when compared with 'Sin City' [Again,another work by Frank Miller]. The lesson in 300 is that the Spartans are free, and the Persians are slaves, although the Spartan's idea of freedom is not appetizing at all!!(Children are beaten to toughen them). I was highly disappointed with this flick. [5/10]
11 years 5 months ago
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[7/10] Good movies entertain us. Great movies like 'V for Vendetta' have us talking about it for many years to come. Even despite its drawbacks pertaining to the failure of following logical progression of events, the movie does succeed however, in spreading its bold ideas across its audience. [7/10]
11 years 5 months ago
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[8/10] A twist of fate can lead you to dire perils or just great fortunes. [8/10]
11 years 6 months ago
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[7/10] eXistenZ is the Matrix before the Matrix, only more disturbing and with no closure at all. Which of course, is a beautiful thing. [7/10]
11 years 6 months ago
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[9/10] What is the greatest fear factor ever faced by humanity? Is it the fear of death? Fear of being insignificant? No. It's the fear of the unknown.

Just like the original Alien, Prometheus builds upon slow paced atmospheric horror and isn't shy about psychologically frightening its viewers. Ridley Scott has once again proved that he is the God of science fiction movies. [9/10]
11 years 6 months ago
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[3/10] Senseless, boring and generic. [3/10]
11 years 6 months ago
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[7.5/10] Depressingly beautiful. [7.5/10]
11 years 6 months ago
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[4/10] With Alice in Wonderland, Tim Burton has truly forgotten how to make movies which are invigorating to the soul and has replaced the said respective value with cheap CGI gloss. [4/10]
11 years 7 months ago
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[7/10] Despite Rufus Sewell's god awful-pathetic lead performance, Dark City is still, nonetheless a visionary film and a milestone in the field of sci-fi noir films which could be set to stand beside the likes of The Matrix and Inception. [7/10]
11 years 7 months ago
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[7/10] A Scanner Darkly depicts the sacrifices made by the noble of our kind for the greater good. These sacrifices, are the means behind them all really that different from the supposedly evil ones we are fighting against? Is it truly worth it in the end?

Despite its vague narration and story telling progression, this flick packs quite a punch while trying to question the very nature of human moralities at every turn, which overall makes up a good science fiction film to watch. [7/10]
11 years 7 months ago
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[4/10] The Avengers is one of those kind of blockbusters which is all glitter and no substance. Though all the character personalities portrayed in the movie have been true to the source material, the storyline itself however, lacked complexity and the affinity to be taken seriously at all. [4/10]
11 years 8 months ago
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[5/10] As crazy, stupid and funny as it sounds. [5/10]
11 years 8 months ago
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[3/10] There are so many things that are completely wrong with this movie. Though many people around the world feel that The Dark Knight Rises is an epic conclusion to Nolan's Batman Saga, I personally find this flim to be Nolan's only worst movie till date.

TDKR has a weak plot filled with holes, an uninspiring presence of villains, a pathetic version of Batman and a catwoman who practically adds nothing to the movie except for intolerable existence. With TDKR, Christopher Nolan is officially no longer a visionary director instead, he has become a crafter of mainstream bullshit.While it's predecessor is one of the best movies of all time, TDKR, in my opinion is a definite contender for the Razzie Awards.

Christopher Nolan, if in the future, you somehow develop the ability to make a much stupider movie than TDKR then, you have my permission to die, along with the people who loved this trash of a film. [3/10]
11 years 8 months ago

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