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It’s hilarious watching Angelina Jolie struggle to perform in her first featured film. Yeah, she’s never been considered a top flight actress but this bad even by her standards.
1 month 1 week ago
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I really should have scored am 8-ball of blow before watching this.
1 month 3 weeks ago
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I really enjoyed the music they added to the film.
3 months ago
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Self-indulgent drivel.
3 months ago
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A loving homage to spaghetti westerns.
3 months 1 week ago
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I’m in love with Audrey Totter.
4 months 3 weeks ago
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This man has some serious guts.
1 year 2 months ago
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Rosanna really wanted his Van Schlong.
1 year 4 months ago
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Cool villain. Bad everything else.
1 year 9 months ago
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This list is whack.
2 years 9 months ago
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Featuring the “Dead End Kids”.
2 years 10 months ago
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If you like weird shit, check this one out.
4 years ago
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I’ve officially hit Marvel fatigue.
4 years 9 months ago
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Where’s the other western list? The one I was actually trying to accomplish? Instead we get a British western list because they know westerns better than anybody apparently. Can you name one? I’m not sure why they keep tinkering with existing lists but it’s getting annoying.
5 years 6 months ago
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Doesn't really address the loss of life in any kind of unique or profound way. It's nothing but watching a somber Casey Affleck walking around New England for 2 1/2 hours.
7 years 2 months ago
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Miriam Hopkins (so hot) gets the pre-code treatment with cleveage and leg shots galore. I wouldn't want it any other way.
7 years 3 months ago
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Whoa... Big John Studd and he's high on coke!
7 years 4 months ago
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Rod Steiger might be the most under appreciated actor ever. Even in this mediocre thriller he stands above the rest.
7 years 5 months ago
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Just another cut and paste Disney coming of age tail. Oooh...see what I did there? I just made a Disney funny!
8 years 1 month ago
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Tame compared to it's contemporaries. It really needed more grit when you consider the material. Also, Treat Williams might be the worst lead Lumet has ever worked with. If they replace him with another Lumet favorite, Pacino and cranked up the violence a bit it would have been a herald classic rather than forgotten.
8 years 1 month ago
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I feel like I should have liked this much more than I actually did. Ostentatious 80's films are funny because they don't try to be. So seeing a parody that's even more ridiculous than the source material in an attempt to forcefully be funny is kind of well - unfunny. It had it's moments but it definitely tried too hard.
8 years 9 months ago
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Slick art direction but it was begging to be in color. I feel like some of those set designs were wasted in B&W.
8 years 11 months ago
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Some decent atmosphere but I still found myself laughing through most of this.
8 years 11 months ago
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Yet another animated movie attempting to bring heart and a loving sentiment to a film that isn't required or necessary.

Someday they will kick the cliches and start making animated movies cartoony with non-stop hilarity and laughter. This could have been the one given the history of the characters but instead we get a cute dog/father son story. Why?
8 years 11 months ago
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A pretty well done tongue-in-cheek, low-budget 80's throwback horror movie.
9 years ago

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